[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[x] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
[] I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[x] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[x] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[] I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
[] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[] I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
[] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[] I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[x] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[x]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[] I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
[x] I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
[] I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[x] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[] I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
[] I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
[] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
[] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[] I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[?] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[] I wear tight PANTS so I MUST be emo. (I sometimes wear skinny jeans. Not a pretty sight D; )
[] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (pfft yeah righ 'talent' xD)
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[x] Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[] Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[?] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[] Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[] Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[] I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x] Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[x] Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
[x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[?] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x] I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[x] I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
[] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
[] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[] Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[] I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
[] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
[x] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[] I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[x] I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[] I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
[] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[x] I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
[] I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
[?] I'm POOR, so I MUST be from a STUPID FAMILY where no one WORKS
...did I do that meme right? o__O
- Mood:
Neutral - Reading: 4 books at once
<3~
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I'm one of those weirdos that makes a "O3O" face everytime I realize that the second I do/say something, they become a thing of the past.
...Don't tell me you haven't done it.
~:.-.:~
Live, Love, Laugh...& Laugh Some More.
lol.
--
You know, there's a reason Twilight was rejected fourteen times.
--
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
--
I'm one of those weirdos that makes a "O3O" face everytime I realize that the second I do/say something, they become a thing of the past.
...Don't tell me you haven't done it.
~:.-.:~
Live, Love, Laugh...& Laugh Some More.
--
You know, there's a reason Twilight was rejected fourteen times.
--
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
--
I'm one of those weirdos that makes a "O3O" face everytime I realize that the second I do/say something, they become a thing of the past.
...Don't tell me you haven't done it.
~:.-.:~
Live, Love, Laugh...& Laugh Some More.
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